Thereness jokes
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
There was a guy called John.