Thereness jokes
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.