Thereness jokes

There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.

Where do orphans go when sad?

Not their parents.

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.

There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.

Gwen, are you there?

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?

Because there is no home button.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"

He replied, "There's no 'F'."

Me: "There's no family."

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?

Because there is no home button.

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.

Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cold.

Cold who?

"It is cold out here!"