Thereness jokes

Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.

Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?

Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

I love orphans. They're precious.

Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?

Because there is no home button.

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?

A: It sends chills up their spine.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Fix the door, it's broken!

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don’t know.

To get to the idiot house.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

The chicken.

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

"Knock, knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Cow said."

"Cow said who?"

"Cow says moo you ding dong!"

Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"

Sally fell off the swing.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not Sally.

Why do dogs like skeletons?

Because they're boneheads.