Thereness jokes

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A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?

(There is no F in orphan.)

What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly.

Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?

Because there's no space jam.

There was a guy called John.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Why do emo kids not jump?

They're still in the sky.

Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?

'Cause they're the ones making the toys.

I've Benin there.

I'm Ghana go.

I've got to Togo.

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't hear their parents.