Thereness jokes
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
A man walked into a zoo and there was only one dog.
He came out and said, "It was a shitzu."
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.