Thereness jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
Memes
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!