Thereness jokes
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.