Thereness jokes
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
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If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
A man walked into a zoo and there was only one dog.
He came out and said, "It was a shitzu."
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.