Thereness jokes
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."
"That's your lookout."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.