Thereness jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.

What did the orphan do when he got punched?

Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Smell mop.

Smell mop who?

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

Friend: Knock, knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Short.

Me: Short who?

Friend: Short you!

Me: 🙁

Friend: 🤣

Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?

Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?

There is no home button.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

You sound like an owl.

*Ring Ring!*

Who’s there?

Soldier!

Soldier who?

You’ve soldier house! Congrats!

waHt

"Can you tie a knot?"

"I cannot."

"So you can knot?"

"No, I cannot knot."

"Not knot?"

"Who's there?"

"F... off!"

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!

My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

IBC.

IBC who?

I'll be seeing you later.

A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?

Cause it was plain.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ididap!

Ididapoo!!