Thereness jokes
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.