Thereness jokes
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!