Thereness jokes
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Memes
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Are there support groups for men?
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.