Thereness jokes
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.