Thereness jokes
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
There was a kidnapping at school.
Don't worry, he woke up.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"
The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
My life, there, that was the joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
How many genders are there? One: Men! Women are property!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.