Thereness jokes

Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!

"Knock, knock."

"Orphan: Who's there?"

"Not your parents."

There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.

The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.

Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Wilma.

Wilma who?

Wilma dik fit in your mouth.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

Not like they can tell their parents.

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”

The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”

The third blonde says “so we go at night.”

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

How is the weather down there?

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.