Thereness jokes

Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?

Because they're recording.

My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺

By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

Enjoy!

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did.

I did who?

You did a poo.

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!

Why do Asians abandon their children?

They're bad at math.

In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.

There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad.

Devil: Hey angel.

Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?

Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?

Angel: What?

Devil: Angelpinos!

Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Lemon.

Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!