Them jokes
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!