Them jokes
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
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What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.