Them jokes

Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?

A. There's 20 of them!

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

'Cause mommy never gave them some.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.

Hahaha :)

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Why do they call them a nonce?

Because they go for people who don't have any sense.

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.

Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.

Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.