Them jokes
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.