Them jokes
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
How do you stun a Scotsman?
Ask them to say "purple burglar alarm".
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.