Them jokes
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Them, losers.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
How do you stop a gang of black men from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.