Them jokes

If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.

Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?

A: With a blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: Chips.

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I've never heard them.

Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"

What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?

They both squeal when you throw them.

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

Why don't orphans have Life360?

Because parents won't track them.

Why do orphans have no parents?

Because no one loves them.

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?

A. There's 20 of them!