Them jokes
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"