Them jokes
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
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I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.