Them jokes
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."