Them jokes
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.