Them jokes
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."