Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Them Jokes
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
