Them jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Strength
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!