Them jokes
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Memes
Strength
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.