Them jokes
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.