Them jokes
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴