Them jokes

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!

What animal jumps the highest?

An emo kid, some of them are still up there.

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!

These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Kick the chair out from under them.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come back.

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”