How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Them Jokes
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.
Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."
