Them jokes
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Memes
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.