Them jokes

Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."

How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Why do orphans have no home?

Because they didn't have a family to give them one.

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.

Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?

In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.

One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.

And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.

And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.

How does the non binary kill white en Amy?

They/them.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

How do you get 50 babies into a car?

You blend them.

What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.

What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.