Them jokes

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Yesterday I had a party in my basement.

I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!

Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.