Them jokes
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
Memes
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.