What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
