How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Them Jokes
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
