Them jokes
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴