Them jokes
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Memes
master mind
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.