Them jokes
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Memes
That's all is needed to complete my day
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!