Them jokes
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?