Them jokes
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Strength
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.