Them jokes

Dad: Where is my son?

Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

Son: YES!

Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?

Depends how hard you throw them.

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

Why do orphans have no home?

Because they didn't have a family to give them one.

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!

Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

How do you get 50 babies into a car?

You blend them.

What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.

Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?

Because they have to pay for road tax.

Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Why can't orphans go outside?

Because their parents aren't there to watch them!

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.

It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️