Them jokes

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.

And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.

And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?

In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.

Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?

Because they have to pay for road tax.

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?

They fly a plane at them.

What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.