Them jokes
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Memes
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.