Them jokes
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Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
All of them suck.
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
Memes
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.