What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
That Jokes
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
my therapist told me that time heals wounds i stabbed him now we wait
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
