What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
my therapist told me that time heals wounds i stabbed him now we wait
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.