That jokes

Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):

"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"

Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

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That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."

Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?

Because she was straight into Jesus.

You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.

Jesus, that's sick.

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.

Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.

Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.