That jokes
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.