That jokes

My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.

Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...

What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?

A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.

What did Adam say when he saw Eve?

Answer: "Woman!"

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.

I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.

My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*

You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

my therapist told me that time heals wounds i stabbed him now we wait

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?

They both like lil' boys.

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?

It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?

If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.

You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.