That jokes
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.