That jokes
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."