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A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
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Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!