That jokes
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.