That jokes

What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?

A mass murderer.

A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."

Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."

I have a lot of respect for trans women.

That surgery takes balls!

I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.

Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?

How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?

She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’

What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."

The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"

"Nein," said the old man.

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.