That jokes

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.

Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

He turns, he shoots!

And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...

What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?

That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.

What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"

The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.

Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."

You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.

Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?

Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.

"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."