That jokes

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.

It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?

That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.

I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

He turns, he shoots!

And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...

What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?

A mass murderer.

I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!

I have a lot of respect for trans women.

That surgery takes balls!

Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."

If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.

Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?

Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.

There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.

What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"

The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.