That jokes
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
That camping trip was in-tents.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?