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Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.