That jokes
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.