That jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)