That jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.