That jokes
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.