That jokes
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
God bless the shooting that happened.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
That's wheely (really) sad.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.