That jokes
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
That's wheely (really) sad.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.