That jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
That is so bad, just like you.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
That was a really crappy bun!
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!