Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
That Jokes
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""
Thanks a lot, Gwen!
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
