A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""
Thanks a lot, Gwen!
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
My son's class is having a career day next week.
He was all embarrassed about having a mother who works at the AISH office.
We've agreed that I'll tell his class I'm a prostitute.
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
