That jokes

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35! Do you have a problem with that?

Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

I asked my mother about her mom.

She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

What do you call grass that grows in space?

Astro-turf.

Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

Little Johnny: "Your wife."

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."