Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
That Jokes
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
That was a really crappy bun!
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
