That jokes
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.