That jokes

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.

Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.

Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)

I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.

I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."

"I think my baby is so similar to me!"

"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"

If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?

Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.

I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.

"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.

He told me to stop going to those places.

When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?

You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.

You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!

Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.

August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"