That jokes
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Memes
i would try so hard not to laugh if that person was next to me
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!