That jokes
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Memes
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.