That jokes

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

I didn’t do that.

"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.

I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"

What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?

Chew-chew train! Hee hee!

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!

My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.