That jokes
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."