That jokes

Quiet kid: "I'm home!"

Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"

Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."

What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?

Craven Morehead.

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.

My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.

He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.

Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.

But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.

What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?

Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.

Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"

Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"

We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.

Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?

So the police can see that he’s white.

Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.

Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.

Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.