That jokes
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!