That jokes

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

What do you call a booty that tells jokes?

A crack-up!

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.

So I told him he was on my cock.

(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly.

Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.