That jokes

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?