That Jokes

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

that one cool kid in your class

A chihuahua wearing a light blue hoodie is looking at the camera. The dog has a slightly smug look.

What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?

Ground beef.

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?

They both be flying??

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?

"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.