That jokes

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

What do you call a booty that can sing?

A crack-up!

“Life is going swimmingly,”

“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.