That jokes
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
How it feels to get so mad at the game. That you can't even explain your anger So you just low key Slime yourself out.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.