That jokes

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.

Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.

Holy cow!

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

What do you call a phone that talks?

A reader in a leader.

When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"

And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"

And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"

And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."

Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."

And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"

And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"

And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"

And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

That last brain cell must've been your dad, because it left without you knowing.

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.

Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."