What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
