You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
That Jokes
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
