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When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?