That jokes
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.