That jokes

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.

Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!

Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: They're not even that deep.

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...