Thanos

Thanos jokes

Fat

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Memes

Grape

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

Mama

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Memes

Community

Hey ugliesssss it’s me Kayla ofc anyways I’m writing this cuz I would like to inform you all that I am officially gone? Eh that didnt sound as cool as I thought “I’m a legend thanos” anywaysssssss heh, I won’t be active for a little while cuz I’m being forced i apparently have a coconsussion not a bad one I just have to stay in a very dark room so my eyes are burning while I’m currently typing this but yea I just wan… Read more