30+ Best Thanos Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Avenger

Creeperzone0312 · 7 years ago

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

Mama

Ggjjb · 5 years ago

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Fat

Anonymous1234 · 3 years ago

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Neck

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A split image. The top half shows a woman on TV saying, "And then, he grabbed me by the neck." The bottom half shows Thanos with a shocked expression and the caption "Impossible."

Grape

your mum · 4 years ago

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

Mamma

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

Game

Anonymous · 7 years ago

What is Thanos's favorite video game?

Pokémon Snap.

Spoiler

Morbid Al · 7 years ago

SPOILER ALERT...

I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!

Mama

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Time

Dez · 6 years ago

You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.

Yo mama

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Wife

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a collage of two YouTube video frames, followed by an image of Thanos. The first video is titled "How to Make Hulk Juice!" and shows a man holding up a glass of red liquid. The second video is titled "My Wife Left Me" and shows the same man looking sad and surprised. Below these two images is Thanos looking determined with the caption "A small price to pay for Hulk Juice."

Spongebob

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

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A four-panel meme with Spongebob characters. The top left panel shows Spongebob holding a tray of colorful macarons. The top right panel shows Patrick Star cosplaying as Thanos. The bottom left panel shows a worried Spongebob looking at a cloud of dust. The bottom right panel shows a fish screaming with a mouthful of gold glitter.

Grape

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Tis true

The top half of the image shows a young boy in a blue shirt looking at the camera with a slightly confused expression, and text on top of him reads "Wait a minute, who are you?". The bottom half of the image shows Thanos in gold armor, with his head tilted downward. Below the image of the boy is a definition of Thanos, written as "Thanos. An angry grape who has a rock collection".

Grade

The Banana Guy · 2 years ago

Sadly 😢

A four-panel meme with a character looking like a child with red hair in the first and third panels and Thanos in the second and fourth panels. The first panel has the text: "Did you get a good grade on the exam you studied for?" In the second panel, Thanos replies "Yes". The third panel contains the text "What did it cost?" and the last panel contains Thanos replying "My freetime".

Aim

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows three panels. In the top two panels, a Buzz Lightyear-like figure with Iron Man's helmet is flying, with Woody's body, with Ant-Man's helmet attached to his hand. The text bubble says: "Uuuh... TONY? We missed the gauntlet!" followed by the next text bubble saying: "We're not aiming for the gauntlet!". The bottom panel shows Thanos in a kneeling pose with his butt in the air.

Day

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Yep

The image shows Thanos with an evil grin. The text on top says "Me coming back from a 7 day ban and reposting the same meme that got me banned." Thanos' quote is "I am inevitable".

Grade

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The meme shows a four panel image with Thanos on the right and a girl with red hair on the left. The top left panel shows the girl with red hair asking “Did you get a good grade on the exam you studied for?” The top right panel shows Thanos saying “Yes.” The bottom left panel shows the girl again asking “What did it cost?” The bottom right panel shows Thanos with a sad look saying “My freetime.”

Girlfriend

Minecraft · 3 years ago

Can i have a girlfriend?

The image shows Thanos, a muscular, purple-skinned villain, clenching his fist with the infinity gauntlet while looking down at a woman with red hair. The text on the image reads: "Can I have a girlfriend?" above Thanos, and "Reality can be whatever I want" below.

Supervillain

Willy b · 11 months ago

Stand ready for my arrival chris

A fan art drawing of an elderly, angry-looking character resembling an aged Stewie Griffin, dressed in a white and grey superhero suit with a circular symbol on the chest. He wears a large, golden, armored gauntlet, similar to the Infinity Gauntlet, on his left hand. In the bottom right corner, there is text: "@bunta__fujiwara From TikTok comment".

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