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Hairline

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Mama

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Memes

Skin

Super true

A close-up photo of a man with a bald head and goatee. The text overlay reads: "Thanos with human skin looks like the guy from Pawn Stars."

Mamma

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

Time

You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Grape

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

Mama

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Momma

Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.

Mom

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!

Memes

Grandma

A screenshot of a social media post where Chi Sosa asks about people's most embarrassing sex moment. A commenter replies, "our grandma walked in". Below the social media post there is a picture of Thanos asking, "OUR?".

Day

Yep

The image shows Thanos with an evil grin. The text on top says "Me coming back from a 7 day ban and reposting the same meme that got me banned." Thanos' quote is "I am inevitable".

Girlfriend

Can i have a girlfriend?

The image shows Thanos, a muscular, purple-skinned villain, clenching his fist with the infinity gauntlet while looking down at a woman with red hair. The text on the image reads: "Can I have a girlfriend?" above Thanos, and "Reality can be whatever I want" below.

Teacher

*Side eye*

The image shows a text that says "Teacher: What are you laughing about? Me: Nothing My brain:" followed by an image of a hippopotamus with the head of Thanos. Below this image, there is the word "Hippopothanos".

Grape

Tis true

The top half of the image shows a young boy in a blue shirt looking at the camera with a slightly confused expression, and text on top of him reads "Wait a minute, who are you?". The bottom half of the image shows Thanos in gold armor, with his head tilted downward. Below the image of the boy is a definition of Thanos, written as "Thanos. An angry grape who has a rock collection".

Aim

The image shows three panels. In the top two panels, a Buzz Lightyear-like figure with Iron Man's helmet is flying, with Woody's body, with Ant-Man's helmet attached to his hand. The text bubble says: "Uuuh... TONY? We missed the gauntlet!" followed by the next text bubble saying: "We're not aiming for the gauntlet!". The bottom panel shows Thanos in a kneeling pose with his butt in the air.

Panel

The image shows a meme with three panels featuring Thanos. In the first panel, Thor is grabbing Thanos by the head. In the second panel, someone is using a spoon to force-feed Thanos peas. In the third panel, Thanos has the face of Shaquille O'Neal.

Grade

Sadly 😢

A four-panel meme with a character looking like a child with red hair in the first and third panels and Thanos in the second and fourth panels. The first panel has the text: "Did you get a good grade on the exam you studied for?" In the second panel, Thanos replies "Yes". The third panel contains the text "What did it cost?" and the last panel contains Thanos replying "My freetime".

Supervillain

Stand ready for my arrival chris

A fan art drawing of an elderly, angry-looking character resembling an aged Stewie Griffin, dressed in a white and grey superhero suit with a circular symbol on the chest. He wears a large, golden, armored gauntlet, similar to the Infinity Gauntlet, on his left hand. In the bottom right corner, there is text: "@bunta__fujiwara From TikTok comment".

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Hey ugliesssss it’s me Kayla ofc anyways I’m writing this cuz I would like to inform you all that I am officially gone? Eh that didnt sound as cool as I thought “I’m a legend thanos” anywaysssssss heh, I won’t be active for a little while cuz I’m being forced i apparently have a coconsussion not a bad one I just have to stay in a very dark room so my eyes are burning while I’m currently typing this but yea I just wan… Read more

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Well guys, my halloween costume is Jedi Thanos Mexican hitler

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