Thanos jokes

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!