Supervillain Jokes

Thanos

What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Fat

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.