Supervillain jokes

Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.

Go commit Thanos finger snap.

what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Thanos snapped.

What was the first thing Thanos snapped?

Loki’s neck.

What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.