Thanos jokes

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

What was the first thing Thanos snapped?

Loki’s neck.

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!

Corona be like:

Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.

*snap*

You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.