Infinity stones jokes
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
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Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.