Infinity stones jokes
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.