Infinity stones jokes

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Corona be like:

Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.

*snap*

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

All these Avengers and you're still marvellous.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.