Terrorist jokes
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Memes
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.