Terrorist jokes
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.