Terrorist jokes
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!