Terrorist jokes
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
Memes
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.