Terrorist

Terrorist jokes

Osama Bin Laden

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

Virgin

Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.

Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.

Mirror

Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.

Memes

Victim

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Mom

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Attack

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

Pedophile

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

Game

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

Similarity

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

Jumper

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.